Advance Autonomous Robotic Cleaners
The future is here and it is a bunch of cleaning robots! Why resist our robot overlords when we can instead put them to work making our lives easier? Sure, that's how all slippery slopes work, but at least we'll get clean floors out of this one (and no slips, these scrubbers have squeegees).
Advance's Liberty line of floor scrubbers feature an innovative smart brain that takes safety seriously. Safety was actually Advance's major concern when developing their robotic scrubbers. These machines feature an independent safety certification, the only safety certified scrubber of its kind, so that you can rest assure our robot overlords will treat us kindly (or at least not run into stuff).